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HOW TO BECOME AN ELITE MINIMALIST IN THREE SIMPLE STEPS

December 20, 2010

STEP ONE:

GET RID OF YOUR STUFF

A gorgeous brunette chucks the unhelpful refuse of her life into a gargantuan bag of holding.

 

STEP TWO:

REVEL IN YOUR NEWFOUND RADIANT MINIMALIST GLORY

Nigh on to a religious experience, this moment is much like the ecstacy Jesus experienced when Mary Magdalene rubbed his feet with oil.  Here we see you, in all your radience,  basking in the glow of having no stuff.

 

STEP THREE:

 

EXPERIENCE NO REGRETS.

This picture depicts you staunchly refusing to cry over having lost your complete boxed set of Punky Brewster videos.

 

If you experience regret, you’re doing minimalism wrong.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. December 20, 2010 8:57 pm

    Hilarious! How do you do this art work?

  2. December 21, 2010 11:21 am

    I suspect I would experience guilt. It takes effort to let go of stuff sometimes.

  3. December 21, 2010 1:17 pm

    Notesfromrumbleycottage: ESPECIALLY if you inadvertently donate your entire Christmas village, as I did this one time.

  4. April 7, 2011 10:13 pm

    I abs~soul~loot~ly love your brain… tossing the bloomers could be both heaven and hell, I suppose.LOL

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