MINIMALIST PARTY TIPS
As a minimalist, I have the ability to give awesome party tips. I have learned these tips through experience.
Forget buying center pieces or party favors. These steps, if followed, will prevent your guests from stumbling away from your party in shocked, near-to-vomiting horror.
When you throw a party, you need:
To have washed each of the dishes you own AND to have put them away.
To have placed extra rolls of toilet paper in each bathroom AND to have placed a plunger next to each toilet.
To have taken out your garbage and recycling AND to have replaced the garbage bin with a liner.
IF YOU DON’T LEARN FROM MY PAST HORRENDOUS EXPERIENCES and apply my wisdom to your example, this is what might happen: