My pet frisson is lonely.
See? Just look at how unhappy and forlorn he is. Poor Roger.
So I thought about warm chocolate chip cookies REALLY HARD and made him a little frisson wife.
She is just like him, except she has boobs and can play a better game of chess and she makes really wonderful cherry crisp and a super spicy Thai cabbage dish. Her name is Matilda.
Look Mom! Look I fixed my lonely frisson problem! It was so easy!
Only good can come of this. Only good.