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As every true minimalist knows…

December 25, 2010

…for every item you allow into your home, you must get rid of another item of equal or larger size.

This year, I will tally up all of the gifts my friends and relatives gave me for Christmas, charting them by weight and volume. Then I will gather up older items of the appropriate sizes and pile them atop the asphalt of my neighborhood street.

Then I shall pour gasoline atop the pile and set it alight.

This will accomplish two things:

1. I will rid my home of excess clutter and revel in my extreme minimalisticness

2. I will provide a merry bonfire for my neighbors to enjoy.

Bonfire alight in the neighborhood. No permit, neither.

Nothing can possibly go wrong.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. December 26, 2010 12:28 am

    Ouch! You are such a smart ass!!! 😛 😉 😀

  2. December 26, 2010 10:45 am

    that “nothing can possibly go wrong” sounds so ominous…. 😐

  3. Emily permalink
    January 22, 2011 5:31 am

    indeed.
    Yes. I’m that agreeing.

  4. October 19, 2016 7:45 pm

    haha

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