Benign storage space or creepy loathsome extension of demonic torture-hell?
I have a creeping fear and a nagging suspicion that my garage is actually a tactic of the devil. The devil wants me dead. So he gave me a garage. Anything in the garage immediately becomes a weapon that the devil and his ghoulish minions can use to commit flagrant acts of murder and terror upon my person.
That’s why your garage should be EMPTY. In fact, you should have your garage removed from your house by burly men using tractors.
I say this because the devil can use the slightest implement to kill you.
Even one box can mean your death.