3 Simple Ways to Become a Minimalist (Plus bonus hints!)
1. Boycott stores that treat their employees badly or have unethical buying practices.
2. Fire any of your things that aren’t beautiful, useful, or vastly sentimental.
3. Clear up your time; don’t let unnecessary obligations bog you down.
BONUS WAY #4!
Romp in your sterile, white-walled environs, unfettered by guilt or pain over what you’ve lost.
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When frolicking fails. As fail it WILL AND MUST—remember that beer is ALWAYS an option. As it is a consumable, it is therefore highly minimalist.
This is best done naked.